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Unfuck Your Ouchie

Are you a clumsy dingus whose most used word is “ouch”? While it’s not a cure for your two left feet, Unfuck Your Ouchie booboo salve is the perfect solution for the unsightly marks those oopsies leave all over your skin. The base of this salve is dead nettle infused grapeseed and coconut oils that was left to infuse in the sun for at least 4 weeks. Dead nettle has been used for centuries for its antimicrobial, anti-inflammatory, and antioxidant properties. Grapeseed oil helps prevent and reduce scars, while coconut oil helps repair and sustain your natural skin barrier. Tea tree oil rounds out this powerful blend with its antibacterial and antifungal properties.

Unfuck Your Ouchie

$10.00Price
  • For external use only on minor wounds, cuts, scratches, and burns. Do not use if you are allergic or sensitive to any of the ingredients. Stop use immediately if irritation occurs. Size: 2 ounces.

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